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Old Apr 10, 2006, 01:52 AM // 01:52   #581
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...you realize that if you don't move away, you're going to get flattened.

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Old Apr 10, 2006, 06:47 AM // 06:47   #582
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u rub ur eyes and say..whoa..that sure was long

u know ur a male who wants to be a female when
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Old Apr 10, 2006, 12:15 PM // 12:15   #583
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You steal your girlfriends makeup and have stolen your sisters bra on more the one occasion

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Old Apr 11, 2006, 06:30 AM // 06:30   #584
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you 8 typ8e l8ike th8is! 888!

Y8ou k8no8w you8 ha8ven'8t go8tten8 to p8lay 8guil8d wa8rs lat8ely wh8en..8.
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 08:55 AM // 08:55   #585
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u type like angelos dekaiou

u know ur coms gonna crash when
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 09:04 AM // 09:04   #586
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 10:35 AM // 10:35   #587
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u have no goal in life

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Old Apr 11, 2006, 02:42 PM // 14:42   #588
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You spend a good three minutes just trying to defecate in the toilet.

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Old Apr 11, 2006, 03:31 PM // 15:31   #589
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They come home with less clothes than they started with.
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Old Apr 11, 2006, 04:31 PM // 16:31   #590
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you are by yourself without family and friends to impress or satisfy.

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Old Apr 11, 2006, 06:10 PM // 18:10   #591
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The co**roaches pack up and leave.

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Old Apr 12, 2006, 12:01 AM // 00:01   #592
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Feel one with yourself

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Old Apr 12, 2006, 12:15 AM // 00:15   #593
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u see 4 deers on their hind legs coming towards u...

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Old Apr 12, 2006, 01:38 AM // 01:38   #594
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You have to use your cell to order someone to turn off the lights.

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Old Apr 12, 2006, 01:41 AM // 01:41   #595
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you get the result eleven adding one plus one

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Old Apr 12, 2006, 01:44 AM // 01:44   #596
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You you get asked out by a girl and you reply with, "Let me ask my mom/dad..."

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Old Apr 12, 2006, 01:47 AM // 01:47   #597
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Old Apr 12, 2006, 01:50 AM // 01:50   #598
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You're playing Falling Sand.

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Old Apr 12, 2006, 01:51 AM // 01:51   #599
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You post on Off-Topic alot. EDIT: that was meant for the ^^, but I guess it fits here aswell.
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Old Apr 12, 2006, 01:56 AM // 01:56   #600
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